Saturday, August 2, 2008

For Your Consideration: a Cafe Fresh Conversation

The wonderful Barista (WB): OH! It's you! Thank goodness you're back! Everyone has gotten so young in the neighborhoo. It's a little scary.
Me: (trying not to feel old) Agreed. Frankly, I blame all these childish faces on the girls dipping into their mothers' La Mer night cream.
WB: Yes! And I think this whole vegetarian/vegan movement has a lot to do with it.
Kat: Right, they're malnourished and over moisturized so they don't hit puberty till they're 25 and don't get a wrinkly till they're 80. But I think there's some good news...they'll have skin cancer at 21 from all the tanning.